Hopeless and Embarrassing - Jack Sice's Take On England's "Inexcusable" Defeat


By Jack Sice, Chief Football Analyst
The underlying feeling amongst football fans across the country before this tournament began wasn’t one of expectation, but one of naïve anticipation. This was meant to be the new England – bold, fearless and ambitious. Instead, the nation’s hopes trickled away as England put in one of the worst performances in living memory…

On Monday night in the south of France, England left Europe for the second time in five days, and currently it is difficult to adjudicate which exit is more embarrassing and will have the more far-reaching consequences. Like the remain campaign, England’s football team horribly underestimated the opposition, and the fallout has only just begun with Roy Hodgson’s spineless departure from his position as England manager, which became untenable as soon as England crashed out to Iceland in the round of sixteen in the European Championships. You would have thought that after being let down by England every other year throughout my life, I would have gained immunity to their admittedly regular pitiful failings. You are very much wrong. The feeling of total dejection as England bowed out in Nice was the deepest and most harrowing that I have ever experienced supporting England.
England's defeat was surely the worst in their history


Losing to Iceland is inexcusable; playing the way we did heinous. Much has been made of Iceland’s underdog status. With a population of 330,000, a trained dentist for a manager and more volcanos than professional footballers, the Leicester City comparison was always going to be drawn. Belittled by Cristiano Ronaldo after their hearty performance in their opening game, they seemed even more fired-up for it, and ended up pipping the Portuguese to second place in Group F. Yes, it is a fantastic sporting story. As a football lover and somebody who will readily back the underdog, I couldn’t help but feel anything but joy for them as they celebrated with their fans at full time. Yet England made their job so much easier than is acceptable on the international stage, and they were rightly punished for showing such disregard for their opposition. England’s performance was lethargic, stagnant and downright embarrassing. Not a single one of the mercenaries who featured in the Stade de Nice can hold their head high after such a repugnant display.

It started well enough – Wayne Rooney slotting away his penalty four minutes in after Raheem Sterling was bundled over by Hannes Thor Halldorsson, the Icelandic keeper. Yet within two minutes, Iceland had hit the ball long from the kick off, winning a throw in on the left side of England’s half. England had been warned. Aron Gunarrsson is the equivalent of a Viking-style Rory Delap. Much was made over his long-throw ability in the build up to the match, and Roy Hodgson was well aware of the potential threat. Yet from the throw-in, Kyle Walker switched off, losing his man, and in doing so allowing Gylfi Sigurdsson to put Iceland one up. England were conspicuously shell-shocked, even more so when Iceland went 2-1 up in the 18th minute via Kolbein Sigthorsson. With Joe Hart making his second severe error of the tournament, diving to his left with a flimsy wrist as he did versus Wales, England began to really look rattled. Several good chances were spurned. Dele Alli snapped a volley over the bar, Wayne Rooney sent a half volley over the bar and Harry Kane decided that shooting with his shin would be the new approach. 
Joe Hart had a nightmarish campaign and made two crucial errors

Jack Wilshere replaced Eric Dier at half time, the latter being completely bypassed by Iceland despite being one of England’s best players in the group. Yet England’s performance seemed to get worse in the second period, and one gained the sense that they were just content with waiting for an opening. The urgency disappeared with the bottle and fight, England playing at a snail’s pace. Wayne Rooney, the captain, had arguably his poorest ever performance for club or country, outrageously sloppy in possession, after having apparently made that central midfield role his own during the group games. Harry Kane was particularly poor, his performance summed up by his free kick from 41 metres which he subsequently sliced well wide. The heads dropped, and from there it looked like Mission Impossible.

This wasn’t meant to be a match review, but it is impossible to analyse England’s failings without recounting the disturbing lethargy that dominated their performance. The country’s record in international tournaments over the last half century has been nothing short of scandalous, the country’s football team dressed up as a project by the bureaucrats at the FA. Greg Dyke’s claim that England should aim for World Cup glory by 2022 hasn’t helped. Instead of addressing the obvious problems that have ravaged the national side, the FA’s approach is about preparation for future tournaments, be it Russia or Qatar. Chris Waddle hit the nail on the head on 5live shortly after the final whistle. ‘And then we’ll be preparing for Timbuktu!’ A new manager, likely Gareth Southgate, will be drafted in, whilst the FA gladly paper over the cracks and fail to address the problems that are preventing England from progressing as a footballing nation.

The entire structure of football in England today is rotten. Kids are cherry picked at early ages and hauled into the high pressure, unrealistic atmosphere of a football academy. Whilst being pampered to excess, they lose a love of the game, and what the world is really like. Whilst in France, Italy and Spain thousands of kids stick to the traditional jumper for goalposts mentality and kick a ball about on the streets for the innocent love of football, England’s future rots in academies. How many touches do players get whilst they spend hours on a couch playing meaningless academy games? 15? 20? There should be an emphasis on mastering the football, and the absence of this focus explains why England is lagging behind the other footballing nations in Europe in producing technically aware footballers. Yes, England’s footballing culture has always differed from the other European countries, but relying on heart and guts isn’t enough today, when the technical aspect of the game which is sacrosanct in Spain and Germany is the core aspect of football development. Jamie Carragher has labelled them the "Academy Generation" and called them "too soft". It is too true. When you are so used to having everything put on a plate for you off the pitch, why on earth would you be able to take responsibility on it?
Jamie Carragher, who made 38 appearances for England, was hugely critical of the side


This worrying aspect of youth development has manifested itself in the lack of English footballers playing in the Premier League. Figures from 2010 showed that only 40% of players in the Premier League would be eligible to play for England, whilst the figure stands at 77% in Spain. It would be worrying to see what the figures would be now with the new multi-billion pound television deal, which has pumped an insatiable desire for foreign imports into English football.  Combined with a dwindling number of home-grown players in England, a potent Molotov cocktail for English football has been thrown into the mixer. Why spend all that money focussing on English players when a foreign equivalent can be drafted in easily for a similar price? Because this attitude of disregard is plaguing the national team and its chances in future tournaments. The project is failing.

But that’s not the root of the cause. English football and its players have an embarrassingly closed minded approach. Think of Lineker, Gascoigne, Waddle, Mcanaman and Beckham. All took the brave decision to carry out their trade abroad, and thrived off the change of scene. I struggle to think of any of the current crop of English players being brave enough, confident enough, or even bloody interested enough to embrace a different country, along with its own culture both on and off the pitch. Mollycoddled by clubs and agents, given too much too young - our generation is too egotistical and self-centred and our national team is suffering as a result. Chris Waddle was voted as Marseilles’ second best player of the century, whilst Lineker is revered in Catalunya for embracing the Catalan way of life during his stint there. Would Raheem Sterling, Daniel Sturridge or any of the other ego maniacs in the current squad be prepared to broaden their horizons by playing abroad, or do they consider themselves above it? Judging by their media rep and the formers transfer saga, the latter option would be appropriate.
Lineker is one of a very short list of English players that have played abroad


A proper post mortem wouldn’t be complete without a paragraph on Roy Hodgson, who undeniably has to take a large chunk of the blame for the team’s shortcomings. His record is impressive – only eight defeats in 56 matches - but four of those defeats have come in major tournaments. For all the successful qualifying campaigns and renewed optimism, this England side is no better than the one which disgraced itself in Brazil at the World Cup in 2014. England simply hasn’t improved under Hodgson. There was no semblance of a principal plan, let alone a back up one. The fact that Hodgson changed the tactics and formation after England’s remarkable comeback in Berlin versus the world cup winners is baffling, the fact that he never reverted back to them inexcusable. His inability to find his strongest squad, despite the extensive list of friendlies pre-tournament, is shambolic. Yet we haven’t had any answers, and it is a shame to see such a respected coach so far out of his depth.
Roy Hodgson has yet to talk about what the plan was against Iceland


It remains to be seen how significant the fallout from the team’s failings in France will be, but something has to give. Germany and Spain have both restructured their footballing framework bottom-up, and a wholesale change to attitudes surrounding the game in England is needed. Get more kids playing football for the love of it. Ditch the agents. Stop the mollycoddling. These players aren’t ready for the real world. The La Masia structure of the Barcelona academy, where academy players don’t only receive an intense football education, but a wide-ranging life education, is needed. Until we stop producing closed-minded, uninspired and uninspiring players in our academies, football in our country is doomed.

                                                                                                                         

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